What do you think of this babtist joke?

a babtist lady became very jealous and felt lowly because all the women in her bible study class had nice mercedes benz's to drive. so she constantly begged and nagged her husband to get her a mercedes until he finally gave in. she was so happy that she drove around town and waved to everyone she knew. at a stoplight downtown, she saw several members of her church walking into a flower shop. she honked, but they didn't notice her, so she got out of the car to go and talk to them, but as she got, out a huge truck drove by and took the door right off of her new car. she got out and started cursing at the truck and running after him. a policeman just happened to be at the intersection and ran over to help the lady, he stopped her and said, "ma'am, ma'am, please calm down, i've already called for an ambulance, you need to lie down, your arm is still attached to the door"..........." i know " she said, " that bastard has my rolex!!"

What do you think of this babtist joke?
Love it
Reply:That is so far from how the body is at our church! We are pretty humble. Report It
Reply:This is a VERY OLD joke about a lawyer. Did you switch it to a Baptist lady yourself or heard it like this? Is interesting how the same joke takes new life...
Reply:kind of funny for a joke about pretentious, materialistic people, but not sure how it relates to religion, really.
Reply:7 in 10
Reply:it was good but I think you forgot something. I didnt know she lost her arm. I had to reread it.
Reply:1-10.... I give it a 3
Reply:On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a minus 20
Reply:good grief strange and violent
Reply:Not so funny.
Reply:that was great,but in the wrong catagory technically
Reply:I think you might have offended someone. On a scale of 1 to 10 it was kinda funny.
Reply:Cute.... Sounds like a lot of the people in my town.

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Reply:O.O
Reply:As a Baptist, I would want to know how I could become as wealthy as a babtist ! LOL Is that another sect that is really good at making money?
Reply:That's not a Baptist joke. Hell, I'm not even sure if I would consider that a joke at all.



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Reply:It's a pretty cute joke, but I don't understand why you call it a baptist joke. Are they not supposed to drive mercedes or own a rolex? Is is against their religion or something?
Reply:It would be funnier if you spelled Baptist correctly.
Reply:ah...kinda funny...



Baptist...is the correct spelling....
Reply:Hilarious Tony, so funny!
Reply:It might be funnier if you worked on the delivery a little more .

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